that crazy old boyfriend of mine xD
PC Andy: I’ve been asked not to contact you, but we could really use your help over here in Cardiff.
Sherlock: Andy, I’ve informed you that I don’t believe in any of that alien rubbish.
PC Andy: Oh, it’s not aliens. Not this time. At least I don’t think so, or Torchwood would have gotten it cleaned up already.
Sherlock: What is it then?
PC Andy: I really can’t explain. Hold on, I’m getting another call. It’s from Gwen.
Sherlock: Alright. I’ll be in by this time tomorrow. You had better not try to pull any of this rift nonsense on me.
Okay. So. If you’re seeing this, I guess it means I’m, well, dead. Hope it was impressive. Not crossing the road or an incident with the toaster. I just wanted to say… it’s okay. It really is.