February 2010
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“I know there’ll be risks but I want to face them with you. It’s wrong that we...”
– Mary Jane, Spiderman 2 (via fuckyeahhlove) (via sheismargo)
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January 2010
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“So the kneejerk “this isn’t probable” reaction seems to me quite similar to the...”
– Maureen Johnson on reviews that hinge on the claim that stories just aren’t probable. (via viciousone) (via fuckyeahnerdfighters)
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“I’m not really sure what makes a book a “classic” to begin...”
– Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the...”
– Roald Dahl (via artpixie) (via sheismargo)
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check your address bar, voldemort.
catcherofthekey:
omegleshit:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: wormtail just made me a delicious nutmeg latte
You: killed cedric diggory today
You: tried enzyte, did not work
You: bellatrix might be pregnant, someone else kill it because the last time i cursed an infant my soul was ripped to pieces
You: wish i had a nose
...
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In which I become cleverbot
User: You're really not that clever, are you?
Cleverbot: I am clever, but the question is, are you?
User: Far more than you, who can't recognize Eliot or Angelou.
Cleverbot: I wassent talking about humor, I was just asking how 'fine'
User: Your spelling is appalling.
Cleverbot: You are questioning me on my spelling yet you cannot spell Cardinal correct?
User: I can spell Cardinal and I know the difference the capitalization can make.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You have the discussion skills of a 3-year-old.
Cleverbot: Yes I do milady.
User: Exactly my point. And try some punctuation sometime.
Cleverbot: I see, I do those quite often, I'm convinced that you are cleverbot, not I.
User: My work is done here, thank you for your time.
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“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever...”
– J.D. Salinger, from The Catcher In The Rye (via brighter) (via crashinglybeautiful) (via jjarichardson) (via vild) (via kristilynn)
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“Edward Cullen is like, the sparkliest of vampires. They’re magical, they’re...”
– Bella’s life, edited from John Green’s quote (via aloverundercover) (via fuckyeahnerdfighters) (via sheismargo)
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“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until your...”
– Douglas Adams (via artpixie) (via sheismargo)
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Amanda Palmer met Jenna Ushkowitz.
My fandoms, they are colliding.
“while wandering around, i saw this chick with a Rock Love tattoo on her back.
the “Rock Love” tattoo was designed by someone on the dresden dolls’ forum(theshadowbox.net) ages ago, and a bunch of dolls fans got it tattooed on different parts of their bodies in fandom solidarity. so i asked her what her name was and what the story behind her tattoo was. she...
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“Eventually, he found the bed too comfortable for his state of mind, so he lay...”
– John Green (via shanshan) (via fuckyeahnerdfighters) (via koriannespeaks)
“Life is so strangely written, sometimes.”
– Neil Gaiman
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“Life is so strangely written, sometimes.”
– Neil Gaiman
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see more Funny Graphs HAH. This is so true, especially where I work.
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“When asked, ‘How do you write?’
I invariably answer, ‘one word at a time.’”
– Stephen King (via deathwearsdiamondjewellery) (via stephbowe)
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“In the United States of America, no one should go broke because of choosing to...”
– Barack Obama (via inrepair-) (via loveyourchaos)
THANK YOU
sheismargo:
justdaydream:
blankletters:
dunnowhattotype:
how come guys…
“exchange facts” but its assumed girls are”gossiping”
“are in a bad mood” but its assumed girls are “pmsing”
“are always hungry ” but its assumed girls “need to get in shape and lose weight”
“just dont want a girlfriend” but its assumed girls ”are too ugly to get a guy”
Guys get away with things too easily
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Regina Spektor - Samson
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I’ve lost my sense of place. They warned me it would happen, but I didn’t listen. Now I am spread so far across the globe that I don’t see what’s right in front of me. The world is hurting me, but it’s changing me, and I feel that change is for the better. Someday. But now I don’t fit anywhere anymore. I don’t belong here, I belong…everywhere.
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